Don't Mess With Texas
by J W Majors
We are going to beat your Bama Boys. We are going to spank them, pin their ears back, and send them back to Auburn for laughs. Texas is going to win this one for God, Texas, Chuck Norris, and Mom's apple pie.
If you plan on winning a National Championship, then don't play Texas. Don't mess with Texas, but if you do take off your shoes. Your standing on holy ground.