SEC Fans Have Penis Envy

by Buckeye Bill
(Midland, OH)

It's funny how SEC fans always tout the record of OSU against the SEC ONLY in bowl games. They forget to mention that we are 7-2 vs. the SEC in regular season games, which is a more accurate statistic of how a team compares against a conference when they are playing some games home and some away. Not just the home games for SEC (bowl games).

I've come to the conclusion that SEC fans have a form of penis envy and have to continually selectively choose stats that somehow claim their conference is better than the rest. I think they are jealous of the fact that we have the biggest stadiums(3 of the 4 largest in the country)and set attendance records each and every year. We have more Heisman winners, more overall awards, more tradition.

The SEC is going through a good 10 year phase and they think it will last forever. Keep believing. Like they say, the more often you tell a lie, eventually people will begin to believe it.